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She Demotivational Poster


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm, #122408
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm, #121978
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am, #114981
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am, #112713
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am, #112705
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am, #112695
"punisher" was **** movie


DR. SHELDON COOPER -




DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am, #89366
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm, #89331
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and a**ault rifle from halo


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm, #208706
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm, #208704
Politifake, anyone?


NICE KITTY -


TAGS: sheldon bigban mountain lion
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

MPsniper - November 6, 2011, 7:41 am, #225600
bazinga
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 4:47 pm, #225505
I've said it before....Airman can sing me to sleep any time.


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #192730
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm, #168380
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm, #168157
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm, #168156
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168128
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm, #168127
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167012
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm, #166860
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


SIZE -


TAGS: trunk size matters for bushes
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mariand

steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 7:44 pm, #244029
No. Elephants have knees on all four legs. That is why they are put in these types of enclosures.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:27 pm, #244020
can't an elephant climb down a 1 meter-high wall ? and climb another smaller one to get its food ? Woah !
mariand - October 12, 2011, 2:38 am, #224978
tasting is another chapter...let's stick on reaching there.
forseti - October 12, 2011, 1:26 am, #224977
It's not about the length. It's not about the diameter. It's all about the taste!!
Sean - October 11, 2011, 11:30 pm, #224972
So you only have to be able to reach the bush? I see now why (a) size doesn't matter; and (b) why investing in a pair of platform shoes was one of my better ideas.
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 5:39 pm, #224957

ahahahaah....clever...nicely done.


ROCK PAPER SCISSORS LIZARD SPOCK -


TAGS: as sheldon explains it
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 3:16 pm, #164077
You're in my seat. :)~
Cubbybear - March 12, 2010, 3:14 pm, #164076
BAZINGA! 5/5


JEW - JITSU - KickAss Kosher Not Spelled.


TAGS: jew kosher ninja b****
Rating: 2.79/5


ALCOHOL IS POISON - I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill ...


TAGS: charlie sheen alcohol is poison
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 19, 2012, 8:23 pm, #236416
I'll drink to that, works for me...
maoworks2 - June 19, 2012, 5:39 pm, #236414
Good To Think About,Next Drink.


DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'


TAGS: leia carrie fisher star wars kiss
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:26 pm, #241878
And who, amongst us men, even though she might be our sister, would ever turn down Carrie Fisher? I'm just saying.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2010, 10:32 am, #174886
Who among us could turn down Mark Hamill?.
R.S.Jake - May 6, 2010, 10:26 am, #174885
Excellent!


YOU FAIL -


TAGS: folding fitted sheet
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 9:28 pm, #220757
EXCELLENT and absolutely true. 5 king sized pillowcases ..........
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:57 pm, #220742
King size sheets are the worse!


NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.


TAGS: shelby cobra duct ***e zoomer
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by zoomer296

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:23 pm, #247895
Still... ... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:10 pm, #244720
It has a scoop on top of another scoop?? (in a low pressure area??)
CloudchaserS - March 29, 2013, 10:52 am, #244718
At least it was a kit car instead of an original. I know because the originals had aluminum bodies


I AM SO ASHAMED - I stopped believing, Journey is going to be so pissed ...




MAN O MAN -


TAGS: perfect man search finished mariand
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by mariand

nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:11 pm, #252613
May imperfect women should stop looking for the perfect man, besides if they found him he would be too good for her and deserve better!
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 11:32 am, #235882
I'm afraid they'll have to bomb someone else with their PMS-I'm spoken for;)
mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:55 am, #235877
WOW, steve... now all the women around here it will bomb you with PMs...lol
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 3:56 am, #235871
I dunno but the perfect man sure sounds a lot like me and I a**ure you I do exist;)
gas - June 5, 2012, 1:58 pm, #235833
hehe.. reminds me a Muchachito song (será mejor -it will be better-): "the day you'll love me I quit smoking, the day you'll love me I stop doing drugs, the day you'll love me I stop toasting... well you'd better not love me no more!"


WELL... - Somebody was bored


TAGS: bushes bush goofy bored
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Koradan

demon001 - November 30, 2013, 2:59 pm, #251314
Are you kidding? We're all bored!! Board stiff!
Ronski - October 1, 2009, 10:33 pm, #123182
Winner!!!


SOMETIMES LOVES SUCKS -


TAGS: rejection braindead finished over
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:31 am, #202886
Nice Point.
BoneCD - November 17, 2010, 8:45 am, #202883
I'm looking at all the comments on this and am surprised! Doesn't anybody see what's going on here...it's his first 3-way *rubs tears from eyes* such sweet memories. Makes you want to get out the scrapbook.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:58 pm, #202846
You Have No Idea..
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 7:35 pm, #202843
And thank you Spacedog. Gee, I didn't think the poster was that great. Apparently, the men of Motifake can really relate to psycho chicks, eh?
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:14 pm, #202838
Nicely done Telli. 5L
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:46 pm, #202832
You tell me RL. I like to think that I'm the later... bahaaaaaa!
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:21 pm, #202822

and may i ask which one you are tellit? oh...5L solid
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 12:55 pm, #202804
A thousand thank you's.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 8:34 am, #202795
I Saw This Late, normally i would say something witty, but i have eaten way to much sweet sweet goat on this " the first day of eid" to think properly so have 5 holiday lions.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:33 am, #202794
tsk tsk
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:54 am, #202792
I'm actually really impressed about my numbers... Cheers.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:51 pm, #202778
I already gave a 5, so you won't drop as soon as you usually do.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm, #202777
Thanks for the 5 L's!!! Now I'll wait until the L's go down.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm, #202776
Can't live with them, can't change your oil without them. Or hook up your DVD player, or loosen a pickle jar, or fall in a toilet....
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:49 pm, #202775
More exciting I suppose... men!
pzykosiz - November 15, 2010, 8:47 pm, #202774
i'm a psycho anyway, so i don't care. 5L's
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:44 pm, #202773
I have to disagree. Psycho isn't psycho unless it has a bubbly side.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:43 pm, #202771
Oh, come on now boys, only during PMS for the strong willed women. Psycho chicks are 24/7.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:38 pm, #202770
tomayto, tomahtoe
rerun - November 15, 2010, 8:11 pm, #202769

or telling the difference


SHENANIGANS - Because pistol whippings are just that fun.




THATS JUST SILLY -




FIRE SAFETY -


TAGS: fire extinguisher alarm safety plan
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:41 am, #226813
I wanted to use the word F**K but even I know motifake has its limits
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:11 pm, #226805
Cute.
MPsniper - December 21, 2011, 8:12 pm, #226801
5 alarms
Sho - December 21, 2011, 4:08 pm, #226796
Lmfao


Love, Dishes -


TAGS: love dishes roommates feeling dirty
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:33 pm, #245284
Okay, just saw this. Do I bite? Only if provoked, feeling threatened, backed into a corner or feeling frisky. Oh sorry, the first 3 are what make me feel frisky. 5L for the giggle Ism.
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:02 am, #245110
Ism, I’ll have you know ever since she moved in, I’ve been eating over the sink. BUT! If you hold her down on the kitchen table, I’ll ‘do her dishes’. Do monkeys bite?….I sure hope so.


LAST CHRISTMAS - I gave my mother-in-law a coffin. The next year I didn't give her anything. She asked why and I said "you didn't use last year's present."


TAGS: she hates me
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by FreeGunsForAll

djrcreative - January 19, 2012, 3:00 pm, #227759
ROTFLMAO! I was given the gift of her absence. I got divorced. ;)


SHEENFACE - "From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls." Charlie Sheen




DRUG SHEEN -


TAGS: sheen drugs sitcoms autumnspirit
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

Bull - March 25, 2011, 1:21 am, #215185
was funny the first time I saw it. #131001


THE LIVER IS EVIL - And must be punished mercilessly




DISHES - THEY DON'T DO THEMSELVES -


TAGS: dishes
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Funper

RAWR - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am, #145841
it also looks like your going solo tonight, too... again...
know_it_all - December 1, 2009, 3:37 pm, #141430
no **** OP, that's what women r 4
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 29, 2009, 2:47 am, #140854
Great idea, okay execution. It definitely needs a lot of dishes. I've never seen this anywhere, btw. I give it 4 lions; it's just shy of awesomely perfect.
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:42 am, #140850
BTW, how many attempted tunnels did you have to reject after this was posted?
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:41 am, #140848
Ha! Yeah now that I visualize the kind of guy that would actually say this to his wife.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:39 am, #140844
The bad spelling makes it gold!
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:34 am, #140842
Well, to whoever actually had the idea and took the picture, this is classic. Spelling notwithstanding. Maybe put some more dishes in the sink, but still...
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:32 am, #140841
If I recognize it, I reject it. Never saw this one. Funper won't enjoy the same fame twice.
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 2:32 am, #140840
sad...
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 2:31 am, #140839
so say to hear Mr. Random, was hoping orginal...oh well...thx again for heads up...still a pure genius piece of work,
MrRandom - November 29, 2009, 2:29 am, #140837
I'd say I love this, but its not the first time I've seen it. But I don't really know the rules from bringing stuff here from other sites so meh.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:27 am, #140836
LMAO!
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:26 am, #140835
OK, EVERYBODY STOP: While this poster is SO close to being iconic, please don't act on your thoughts of leaving similar motifakes around the house for your women. B/C you can't stay at my house when you get kicked out. You'll have to fend for your selfs.
Derek - November 29, 2009, 2:15 am, #140825
Stumbled at the 5L finishing line
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:50 pm, #140765
This COULD have been truly epic. Excellent idea.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 6:29 pm, #140747
The spelling does make the whole thing laughable.
Sean - November 28, 2009, 6:21 pm, #140745
This poster kinda gives me an idea for the bedroom, no? Only the title won't be "DISHES" ... but it will be close to that. The text will be similar too. Though the spelling may in fact be worse.
giulio - November 28, 2009, 6:07 pm, #140743
5L!


I met my soulmate she didn't. -


TAGS: six word stories miss met soulmate she
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

spacedog - August 4, 2014, 11:26 pm, #256059
Out5tanding.
Greybeard - August 4, 2014, 11:15 pm, #256056
The ugly truth...
Rick69 - August 4, 2014, 9:27 pm, #256038
Place the doll in a furnace, "There."
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 7:52 pm, #256034
Show me, on the doll, where it hurts.


SHENANIGANS - Ours are cheeky and fun.


TAGS: super troopers shenanigans cheeky fun
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

MO - November 21, 2009, 7:49 pm, #138590
I don't wanna! But I have to! 5


18, 19, 20, 21, 22.... -




WIFE'S FIRST HUNT -


TAGS: she asked to go deer hunting with me
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 9:58 pm, #183667
im gonna try that with my lil brother
CANADA - November 16, 2009, 2:30 pm, #136995
5X5 lions!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 16, 2009, 1:42 pm, #136987
5. excellent!


WISHES -


TAGS: wishes frog desire
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by gas

robbidos - June 5, 2012, 2:23 am, #235822
i love the catch
gas - June 2, 2012, 4:40 pm, #235655
I thought you may like this one Gary xD. Thanks
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:03 pm, #235648
N-I-C-E
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:31 pm, #235644
thanks!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:11 am, #235619
Great twist!
rerun - June 2, 2012, 10:20 am, #235611

LOL, not at all what I was expecting.


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.


TAGS: bush mission accomplished douche
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Kissbiff - May 24, 2009, 10:08 am, #81820
Wörd!


I'VE NEVER WATCHED BADMINTON BEFORE -


TAGS: olympics crushed dreams
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - August 3, 2012, 1:49 am, #238005
lol...sadly funny


DISHWASHER -


TAGS: dishwasher buy her a shovel
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by timmey

Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:47 am, #232376
I guess she'll be buying you a shovel then. ^_-
fasteddie - December 10, 2010, 7:14 pm, #206312
5L alas once my wife found out why I was laughung so hard she out my pillow on the sofa....


HULK HANDS - Your individual results may vary.




LONGEVITY -


TAGS: sleeping with the fishes is k****
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:59 pm, #238937
'ziffff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 11:54 pm, #238935
Thank you. That ra** means everything to me. It was my first time.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:49 pm, #238933
and Burton Cummings, and Doug and the Slugs.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:48 pm, #238932
Yep. For a second there I thought I demanded my mixed ra** (r-a-p-e) back. But given that it's Mooooooooooooooooooooo we're talking about here ... he can keep THAT.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:45 pm, #238931
Test: ***e
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:44 pm, #238930
Why is t-a-p-e censored?
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:42 pm, #238929
The children?!! Hey, skkrew the-- uhm, nevermind. But I want that mixed ***e I made you. Give it back ya big whiner. And for yor 411 ... it's not all Dalbelo and Arcade Fire. There's some Good Charlet on there, and some Dictators, and National Velvet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 9:15 pm, #238924
Dammit Sean! come back to us....think about the children.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 8:30 pm, #238923
Thanks. You're the goochiest.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:12 pm, #238826
Genius
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:16 pm, #196768
crap, is that were it went? 5L
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 8:11 pm, #196765
5L
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:48 pm, #196746
Bravo.
Faceplant31 - October 4, 2010, 12:28 pm, #196715
5L. Nice one sean


CAUTION THROWN TO THE WIND - CAN 'T YOU READ??


TAGS: german shepherd
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - August 13, 2012, 9:46 pm, #238392
Thanks, Spacedog
spacedog - August 13, 2012, 7:07 pm, #238387
I'm impressed by the guys vertical. It must have been the motivational speaking from the shepherd. :D
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:48 pm, #238368
Ah, the Shepherd/Pantser mix. Looks like my fellow quadruped is goin’ for the gold.


DUDE - They wanted you to do it.


TAGS: hippie banished authority reverse psychology
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

firefly - June 18, 2009, 1:57 pm, #88050
Give proper credit. That's from Prodigy's Music for the Jilted Generation album.


Q. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES? - A. When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.




OH NO! - There's a huge lump on your chest!




OTHELLO -


TAGS: shakespeare day othello moor she wants some
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:35 pm, #142217
LOL @ zed
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:27 pm, #142213
White Wedding? "In the Midnight hour, she cried MOOR, MOOR, MOOR!" Nah, not quite....
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm, #133512
Man, this is a pleasant surprise. I didn't think this one was going to fare too well. Thanks for comments, guys; I'm glad you all like it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:01 pm, #133482
So d*** good, it's one of two reasons I gave up on today. 5L
Muck - November 2, 2009, 5:15 pm, #133471
Very well done!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:27 am, #133349
Very clever, d*** you.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 10:36 pm, #133157
*slow clap*
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 10:32 pm, #133155
I managed to make a Shakespearean play look like cheesy p***. I feel accomplished.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:43 pm, #133138
Corny... I hate myself for laughing at this so much.


MOMMY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU... - See, she cleaned your jar for you... And turned on your night light... Sweet dreams, my darling.


TAGS: see she cleaned your jar for you
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chef - May 20, 2010, 2:27 pm, #176907
Thanks... I won't stoop to low humor... see, no blenders!
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:00 am, #176876
Twisted.... so i love it. Nice work Chef
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 2:52 am, #176855
I'm in awe. 5L


THAT'S A MOOR -


TAGS: sheep crankyhead
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

spacedog - January 20, 2011, 6:08 pm, #210386
If you wake in a fog, from too much hair o' the dog, that's a moor, eh!
TheTrashHeap - January 20, 2011, 1:59 pm, #210373
Should they eat grass and bleat, while standing in peat? That's a moor eh!
CaptainBaked - January 20, 2011, 11:01 am, #210361
This one flew over my head? Is it supposed to make sense? Be funny? Inspirational? Is it an inside joke? Motifake confuses me...


50 SHADES OF PLAY -




SAM FISHER WILL GET THE JOB DONE ONCE AND FOR ALL - If Gotham City Was Being Protected By Sam Fisher All Super Villains Would Be Dead And The City Would Be Safe For Good.




SHELL SUITS - for when you really gotta party like its 1999




READING -




NOT GUINESS THOUGH -


TAGS: wishes calendar beer heaven
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - June 3, 2012, 12:57 am, #235677
Nice one Greeny. 5 cold ones.
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 12:53 am, #235676
Give it a few days and the lake of beer will smell and taste like the now dead fish that were in it when it was water
crankyhead - June 2, 2012, 5:14 pm, #235656
5uddenly, I'm very thir5ty.
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:00 pm, #235647
My recurring dream………
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:36 pm, #235645
haha.. some are never happy
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:46 pm, #235635
My first 5L laugh of the day. Thanks Greeny!


HUMANITY -


TAGS: good deed punished greed hammy
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - December 7, 2010, 6:54 am, #205912
I love it too, it just says so much
CANADA - December 6, 2010, 11:21 pm, #205887
I love that picture its my desktop


BEST MALE CHASTITY BELT - It's super effective!




PRESENTEEISM - Because misery loves company.




GENETICS - don't mess with them


TAGS: sheep clone genetics wool funny
Rating: 2/5


Wolf In Sheeps Clothing -


TAGS: backstab wolf sheep leader friendship
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - March 28, 2014, 1:39 am, #253874
Thanks you. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:11 am, #253853
Whoa! That is impressive! I've got to check out your other work now. 5L for the poster and 5L for the awesome artwork!
Greybeard - March 27, 2014, 1:51 am, #253844
Thank you. Inspired by others on this site to include yourself. :)
Airman - March 26, 2014, 7:38 pm, #253833
your artistic talents are very impressive. amazing


ARCHAEOLOGY -


TAGS: in a nutshell
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

flint - September 28, 2010, 1:10 pm, #195867
5l's from me, thats a really good one...
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 2:21 am, #195839
Wow. 5L


I WONDER IF SHE KNOWS - She has a really nasty case of head lice ...


TAGS: she has nasty case lice
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:34 pm, #236218
Pediculosis - Head lice and crabs are actually the same little critters. But, your scenario is quite plausible...
spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:17 am, #236153
Who brought crabs to the party :-)
SteveFurlong - June 10, 2012, 8:59 am, #236109
That's not head lice. That's what happens when you give head to someone with crabs.
caveman - June 10, 2012, 3:27 am, #236104
Lady Gaga eat your heart out
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:56 pm, #236094
Evidently lice on 5teroids with a pituitary gland tumor :D


THE PERFECT GIFT - It's a game that's fun, instructional AND nourishing! What more could she want?




EGOMANIACS - Their only redeeming quality is that they don't talk about other people.


TAGS: sheen nuts
Rating: 4.44/5

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THE GREATEST PASTIME -


TAGS: and she tells me not to wager on the daily double
Rating: 4.37/5

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Faceplant31 - January 11, 2010, 5:16 pm, #152132
Amsome, 5 Golden ball protectors for you sir


THE MORE YOU COMPLAIN -




ALL IN THE SAME DISH -




HOW MANY TIMES.. - a night do you think she asks "is it in yet?"


TAGS: she is soooo loose it isnt even funny
Rating: 3.62/5

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LD0ne - April 12, 2010, 4:51 pm, #170947
george carlin coined a term.. Birthing Machine i believe...
MO - February 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #159902
*this*
MO - February 21, 2010, 9:11 pm, #159901
I was going down on my wife the other day and I said mmmmmm the is some good p****, mmmmm this is some good.....LOL
rerun - February 21, 2010, 8:52 pm, #159899

is that an echo I hear?
MO - February 21, 2010, 8:22 pm, #159898
Here here!! Can I get a hear here?
lunerluvs - February 21, 2010, 8:02 pm, #159895
They say you can here her p**** clapping when she jogs ahahaha


MY DAUGHTER - IS TOO YOUNG TO BE THINKING ABOUT BOYS BUT IT SURE AS HELL KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT.


TAGS: daughter will not date until she s 30
Rating: 3.13/5

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R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:37 pm, #145954
Ah OK then. Probably not him. He said he's going to beauty school.
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:34 pm, #145953
Probably not; this one never made claims of going to school. ;)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:32 pm, #145952
OMG! Hippie on the couch! I love it! Wait, it's not my brother is it? d***it! He said he was going back to school! :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm, #145951
Seriously! I have a hippie on my couch at this very moment. (He's cool, though. LoL)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm, #145950
*her* not *them*
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:27 pm, #145949
Yeah, how do I make them be distrustful of wierd guys on the street when my friends are much wierder? "Don't trust the guy in the van with the candy" But Uncle Dave in the Pinto is fine?
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:24 pm, #145947
I'm in the same boat. :/ Everyone is their new friend! Not good...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:22 pm, #145946
And know her, she'd go right up to him and hug him. She hugs everyone. It's cute now, but I have GOT to find a way to make her not want to but not fear everyone too. I have my work cut out for me. :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:09 pm, #145944
Since they're 2 and 3, hopefully I've got awhile before I get to worry about where they've been... :S Oh, gawd, Damien just saw the picture. "Lookit that girl! It's a baby!" LoL At least he got it right.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:04 pm, #145942
Ha! Ok, awesome! Thanks!
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 11:56 am, #145941
Jake, if she ever brings one of my sons home, you have permission to use any and all scare tactics. XD
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:35 am, #145938
My avatar Porcelina? Thaks, it's a tatoo design I want to get but my wife says she doesn't want me to get a tattoo that will "stare" at her.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:33 am, #145937
And besides, if she brings home girls, at least I will have fodder for my video collection! Oh god I'm sorry, that was bad!
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:32 am, #145935
Oh God, I know I'm going to hate her teen years!
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am, #145934
Your avatar is so badass
Airman - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am, #145933
speaking from experience, wait till she's 16 and looks at you like you are the single biggest idiot on earth.
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 11:27 am, #145932
And they're softer, too...
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:24 am, #145931
Not sure, every girlfriend I've ever had was nuts, or a s**t... or both. girls and boys are equally f***ed up, it's just that girls are typically more fun
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:13 am, #145928
I wouldn't mind a bit. Girls aren't as mentally damaged as boys...for the most part
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 10:24 am, #145917
Don't worry, Jake. I can tell by the look in her eye she won't be bringing BOYS home.;)
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:16 am, #145915
that's one of his claims to fame
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 10:14 am, #145913
*BOOM* Dammit! I was loaded with bucksh**. I should have loaded something that scattered more. LD's quick, I'll give him that!
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 9:53 am, #145904
ROR!! I hope you run in a zig zag serpentine motion LD!
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 9:38 am, #145901
Oh she's thinking about them alright...you can tell when she has her pacifier in her mouth and she gets that glazed look in her eyes...hey, HEY! Put the gun down Jake - I was just joking dammit!!! *runs*


FEASIBLY JOURNEY -


TAGS: single life calendar feasible wishes
Rating: 4.88/5

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tatespa - May 2, 2012, 12:39 pm, #234069
Well done Greeny!!! WELL done!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 2, 2012, 12:59 am, #234050
I like these subtle tribute posters you've been making. Very nice 5L
Greeny - May 1, 2012, 7:27 pm, #234046
Thanks - it's for Feas; and my favorite old avatar of his
mariand - May 1, 2012, 4:34 pm, #234045
amsome
M0rd3kaI - May 1, 2012, 3:29 pm, #234041
Love this, reference towards Feas as well as the May Calendar I presume? either way, 5L


I AM JUST A STONE IN THE ROAD - You tread over me as you move on with your life.


TAGS: crushed under foot
Rating: 4.57/5

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FreeDancerPL - February 11, 2012, 11:07 am, #229341
This is a lovely one! The pic just catches the right mood...
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:49 pm, #229290
Good. =)
TrueGrave - February 10, 2012, 5:45 pm, #229288
I have some funny attempts in mind to break up the sad posters, if they get approved that is lol the calender helps.
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:41 pm, #229287
Very good post. Sad, but good. (hug)


YOU CAN NEVER - have too much of a good thing




HISTORY IS HISTORY -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes f***ing everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

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thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am, #176677
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am, #176676
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am, #176675
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am, #176674
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am, #176673
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am, #176672
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am, #176671
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am, #176658
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am, #176657
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you a**clown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am, #176642

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am, #176641
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm, #174241
5 lions you've conceived.


MULTI-TASKING - Bath the baby wash the dishes in & out of the kitchen in 10 minutes




LADY LIBERTY - Standing Tall Standing Proud Remembering Those Who Are Gone


TAGS: lady liberty tall proud remembering those who perished on 9 11
Rating: 4.14/5

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TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:39 pm, #249699
Nice job. It includes all who are here legally
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:35 pm, #176562
So, pretty much everyone except mexicans? 5L


CHILDHOOD ON TV -




THAT'S RIDICULOUS - Women can't drive.




IRONY - in a nutshell




Casualties Of War -




Gotta Know -


TAGS: sleep feelings refreshed bed day
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 12:42 am, #260884
Dammit...only choke? I was really trying for that snort through your nose thingy. Oh well still taking the 5L's. Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:03 pm, #260879
Prissy, you made me choke on my coffee again! Totally relate!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!


Energy Star -




IF WISHES WERE BUTTERFLIES - Mine would be crushed on the front grill of someone's car.


TAGS: wishes b***erflies autos
Rating: 4.96/5

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MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm, #235637
Thank you Greeny
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm, #235636
Tee hee tee hee!
Greeny - June 2, 2012, 11:55 am, #235633
Nice one!
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:42 am, #235632
Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 2, 2012, 11:41 am, #235631
Great poster Miss Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:04 am, #235614
Mine would be feasted upon by a blue jay after I nursed it back to health. Blue B**tards!


VISIONARY -


TAGS: combat dishes women fighting force thnx ag
Rating: 4.88/5

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concern3 - June 23, 2015, 4:54 am, #261737
nice
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:00 am, #194657

and speaking of mila jovavich i found a great p*** site with tons of her early stuff. well...i'm off to bed now...after a quick stop at my fav p*** site...olo
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:48 am, #194656
ba dum dum ching
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:47 am, #194655
Because she's dead?
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:37 am, #194654
I don't know if the pilot does dishes but I know Brittany Murphy doesn't
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:35 am, #194653
The pilot.
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:33 am, #194652
the pilot or Brittany Murphy?
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:33 am, #194651
Looks more like someone spliced Brittany Murphy and Mila Jovavich, or however her name is spelled.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 12:31 am, #194650

does she do dishes?
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:22 am, #194649
that looks like Brittany Murphy


DIVORCE -




WEIGHT WATCHERS -




SURPRISE! -




CONSIRACY THEORISTS - They Never Give It A break


TAGS: sheepdog
Rating: 3.87/5

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agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:11 pm, #146060
Moooooo with high marks for the baaaaaa
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 7:08 pm, #146058
I just gave a 5 to a retrochop poster....I feel dirty, Stay away from politics Retro, and your golden.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:23 pm, #146031
R.S.Jake... doth thou speaketh with a forked tongue, less a single motifake of his own?
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 6:17 pm, #146027
great concept, just one little opps 4L
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 5:24 pm, #146016
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.


WHAT?! - Did you just call me a fat-ass?! NOW I gotta shoot ya...


TAGS: carrie fisher blues brothers leia
Rating: 3.8/5

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rudeboy308 - July 26, 2011, 4:11 pm, #221950
Blues Brothers is only one of the funniest movies ever made. Carrie Fisher having John Belushi in her crosshairs, and his sputtering excuses, are awesomely funny.


ARROGANCE - A strange disease that makes everybody sick, except for the person actually afflicted with it.


TAGS: sheen funy self destruction
Rating: 3.45/5

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voodoo3535 - March 10, 2011, 12:30 am, #213921
WINNING! DUH.
CANADA - March 9, 2011, 6:40 pm, #213893
the MA-SHEEN is one of the few that enjoy there money. I bet I'd be balls deep in h***ers and blow too if i made over a million bucks per episode
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2011, 10:20 pm, #213846
It's all in the tiger blood
- March 8, 2011, 9:51 pm, #213843
I agree with you tellit. I wonder what odds his life is getting in Vegas right now. (WTFO)
- March 8, 2011, 9:49 pm, #213842
I don't think it's possible to swell my head any more, rerun. It's the price you pay when you look this good. haha. (WTFO)
Claire - March 8, 2011, 9:19 pm, #213836
Nah, he's a winner. lol
tellitlikeitis - March 8, 2011, 7:55 pm, #213823
Poor Charlie... he's just spiraling down, further and further... I think we'll be reading his obituary soon.
rerun - March 8, 2011, 6:44 pm, #213818

don't tell him that...he will get a swelled head.
Reality Lord - March 8, 2011, 6:25 pm, #213816

dude...i wasn't around when you were here. this rocks.


STUPID HATS -




PROHIBITION, HUH? - Jewish Ingenuity Kicking Some Serious Sacramental Ass




WISHES -




G'MORNING RALPH -


TAGS: freedom illusion ralph sam wolf no sheep dog
Rating: 4.75/5

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coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 10:28 pm, #210952
Great work RL!!
Donkasaurus - January 26, 2011, 12:14 pm, #210867
Love me some Zappa.


MISHEARD LYRICS - Because apparently a train in the 70's could get you from Australia to Vietnam


TAGS: band music misheard lyrics song
Rating: 4.57/5

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Coombsy007 - September 27, 2011, 8:42 am, #224573
Or Alex the seal as opposed to Our lips are sealed
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:21 pm, #221327
IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN!!! makes more since....EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THE SKY!!
caveman - June 30, 2011, 8:08 pm, #220804
As an australian i can say that i have
azile - June 30, 2011, 2:19 pm, #220788
In my defense Havw you ever tried to understand Jimmy Barnes or James Reyne'e lyrics?


EXAGGERATIONS -


TAGS: sleep with the fishes dead
Rating: 4.3/5

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Oiler - February 4, 2013, 10:48 am, #243174
If you mean Kanye...then I agree...he would be better ***ed to the roof outside.
jig - January 28, 2012, 12:14 pm, #228294
Never get Keany West here!


STATISTICS - They don't lie.


TAGS: mrs logicdude agrees with this and she said i do too
Rating: 4.19/5

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Ed-Hyde - March 12, 2010, 6:49 am, #164031
5L's cause my wife told me to. Thanks for making it brutally clear.
frixxxx - March 11, 2010, 4:26 pm, #163938
A PSA for all Single Guys..... Heed and Beware!
CANADA - March 11, 2010, 2:39 pm, #163921
LOL @ the tags


GOODNIGHT RALPH - Goodnight Sam See you tomorrow


TAGS: sam sheepdog and ralph wolf quote
Rating: 4.07/5

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epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 3:06 pm, #217983
Awesome subtext! I'm not sure many people caught the Sheepdog/Wiley E Coyote refrence
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:32 pm, #147425
PErfect!!! 5L
Mongo - December 22, 2009, 3:27 pm, #147404
Just finished up at VFA-213, the Super's...nice toy!
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 3:27 pm, #147403
Excellent Warner Bros. Looney Tunes Reference. 5 Wolves In Sheeps Clothing
phydeaux - December 22, 2009, 2:17 pm, #147392
5/5 Mr. Airman Sir. I loves me an F/A-18. Moved from A7E's to the F/A-18. What a nice change THAT was!


HAMMMMMY - OH HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY


TAGS: sheep hammy
Rating: 4.06/5

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opsCOASTIE - January 12, 2012, 2:42 am, #227504
man this pic creeps me out
ICEMAN - December 30, 2011, 10:48 pm, #227110
Believe it or don't, he does have groupies. :/


HAM SANDWICHES - I like them extra Hammy on the Sabbath.




TWO SHEDS - Because two sheds are better than one.


TAGS: two sheds
Rating: 1.86/5

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Charles - September 14, 2008, 11:19 pm, #21103
@ pro - that's the first thing I thought of too lol. I thought about selling it, this whole thing has gotten bloody ridiculous.
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 1:58 pm, #17556
I don't get it.
Drew - August 29, 2008, 1:55 pm, #17554
It started off as a reference to the Python skit, but this is kind of a sucker punch on that theme that just popped into my head. I just figured I'd get all sorts of flames if it referenced the skit and nobody knew about it.
Agamemnon218 - August 29, 2008, 1:41 pm, #17551
Agamemnon's college roommate loses his Motifake virginity! He's working on a couple j******t pics next, no doubt...
pro - August 29, 2008, 1:36 pm, #17548
What? You mean this doesn't refer to the classic Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson-skit? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLjS3gzHetA
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 29, 2008, 1:12 pm, #17543
I kinda like it. Keep posting!
Drew - August 29, 2008, 12:59 pm, #17541
Be kind--it's my first one!


ISIS sex slaves -


TAGS: isis sheep
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:11 am, #260101
How does an ISIS fighter find a goat in the middle of the desert? Very satisfying! 5L
Greybeard - February 22, 2015, 12:58 pm, #260049
Hehe. 5LMAO. 2000 yrs of heat & inbreeding will certainly do that to a culture. :)
JesusWept - February 22, 2015, 12:02 pm, #260048
I' would give this one 5 million L's if i could! UNADULTERATED!!!


so tell me -


TAGS: fitted sheets
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - June 17, 2014, 7:44 pm, #255345
There is another way?
Oldsod - June 17, 2014, 4:35 pm, #255341
...I always thought you just sort of wadded them up and stuffed them in a drawer...


TWO DRINK MINIMUM -


TAGS: adult beverages day sloshed iceman
Rating: 4.88/5

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Ding - January 23, 2011, 9:33 am, #210591
Mr Right appears to have a hangover already...
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:58 pm, #209520
Now, that's my kind of minimum, however 5Lagers for this one!
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:00 am, #209489

i'll drink to that!
agdaniele - January 8, 2011, 11:54 pm, #209472
Magnifitastic.


LOVEBIRDS - Okay, maybe he's taking that whole "til death do us part" thing a touch too far


TAGS: get tailfeather before she s cold
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - November 12, 2010, 12:11 am, #202471
The tags are worth the price on this one. 5


HOW TO GET A WOMAN -


TAGS: man woman dishes whipped smart
Rating: 4.56/5

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tellitlikeitis - September 6, 2010, 9:29 am, #192525
LOL... and thanks to all.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 8:13 am, #192523

I had no idea RL was a woman....he always leaves the toilet seat up..
GreyScorpion - September 6, 2010, 8:12 am, #192522
you reffering to them, or you?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2010, 8:06 am, #192520

as one of the few submitting women here, i think you're starting to find your niche.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 10:05 pm, #192504
actually, spell check was on the spot!
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 9:58 pm, #192503

omg...nice! 5 despite the lack of spell check.
GreyScorpion - September 5, 2010, 9:15 pm, #192487
very nice 5L


CHERISHED PHOTOS -


TAGS: locket wife silver cherished ph**os
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:28 am, #222678
Tags right, Title wrong.. WTF?!
mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:41 pm, #222628
lol...funny 5L


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